Don't you fucking dare~

ok. there are things you must do and things that no one should ever do, i don't care who you are. one of the things that you should NEVER EVER EVER do is cover a Beatles tune. seriously. this is just fucking arrogant.

i can't even tell you what brought this up, because that isn't even relevant. the fact is i have been a Beatles fan since i was four and this has always been my opinion.

it's fucking arrogant and selfish to think that you, YOU of all people could cover a Beatles song and do it well. who the fuck are you, huh buddy? let me tell you who you are. you are a no talent hack who was smart enough to fall in love with the original genius of well written music, but not smart enough to recognize the fact that sometimes, SOMETIMES YOU RETARDED FUCK, YOU SHOULD LEAVE PERFECT ALONE! STOP SHITTING IN THE RIVER, STOP PICKING THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS, STOP DRIVING YOUR ASS DAMNED SELF OVER THE UNPAVED HILLS AND STOP ASSUMING THAT PEOPLE LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

(sigh)

you make me so angry i could poke my own eye out.

3 Comments:

Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

I think it's okay to cover good music. Gomez's cover of Getting Better for the Phillips Magnavox commercial gave it a completely new sound. A rough sothern blues voice, more twinkle to the jangle, etc. It was nice.

I say save your ire for clumsy sampling. It's okay to borrow a bit here or there, but to take a whole song and rap over it? Like Puffy did with Led Zep, or Vanilla Ice with Queen/Bowie? Well, that I find bothersome.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Lil McGill said...

you are right about the fact that a good cover done well can be a great tribute to an artist or band. there's a local band in seattle who rocks Maybe Your Baby better than Stevie does. However, i must stick by my conviction that nobody should cover any Beatles song. in my humble and admittedly biased opinion "nice" isn't perfect and perfect is anything Beatles. I think we may have to agree to disagree, but i absolutely love the fact that you countered my argument with hard evidence and conviction. thanks for provoking some thought!

2:25 PM  
Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

I don't worship the Beatles, but I understand. I'd feel the same if anyone dared to touch U2.

8:28 PM  

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