Admissions of Glee ~ I mean Guilt...

i steal grapes from the supermart and i don't even wipe them on my shirt before i eat them. i watch The OC and enjoy it. when you aren't looking i may be picking my nose. if you do look, i'll most likely pretend it was a scratch. i did a fart in the elevator. i cheated at monopoly all the time. i stole. from the bargain bin. at a thrift store. i passed a santa and didn't give. i hit people. not with cars, but not for lack of trying. i fell asleep during schindler's list. i still sleep with a doll. i drive barefoot. when i was twelve i hit the neighbors car with a bottle rocket. twice. spiders make me cry. i love star trek the next generation and when i was small i used to wait for wesley to beam down and take me away to the stars. i stay up all night reading which makes me late for work. i sometimes drink too much. i don't carpool so i can listen to npr in peace. i ran over two raccoons and an opossum all in one night. i broke my brother's stereo with a baseball bat. i arrive late, leave early and talk about nothing but myself in between. i think most of bob dylan's stuff is pretentious crap. i'm a hopeless romantic. i set fire to the bathroom rug the day my mother got married. i shaved my head because i was angry about a boy. i started smoking because i thought it was cool. i quit smoking because it cost too much. i told my mom it wasn't my fault and it was. i knew what would happen and i loved you anyway.