the weekapaug twist is making me gotta jiboo

HAIYA! in my best impression of chow yun fat i dive up into the sun and rise with a silky grace that leaves you stunned with awe at my abilities, shamed by your own ineptitude and green like jade with envy...

it's been a long time but i can now listen to my swimming boys without memories for daggers sliding through me for every song...and looking back i think this was one of the cruelest hurts you inflicted. of every comfort you stole, losing the music hurt the most. but i am cunning, and when the night slid like a sneaky jelly across the wavering sky, i tied my ninja ropes tight and crept in to take it back...and now it's mine, i reign supreme- cower before me Dogs!! the living room shall never again be empty of my favorite food groups! i laugh and gallop up the walls...giddy with guitars and trembling with the voice of a thousand ivory teeth as paige tortures the groove triumphant...oh, it's good to be home amongst friends