Sometimes i have to thank myself for being so cool

yep, ladies and gentlemen the count is in and i am definitely one of the cool kids. i have graduated from the Kiddy Table to the dining table because i now eat with fork and knife. the heavens have opened up and taken me in, i have been on T.V, stopped traffic and been asked to leave the counter because i was making other people look old. i have my own basketball shoe. just one mind you, but still. i can leap tall buildings in a single bound without breaking a sweat. my words are music, even if i speak with my mouth full. i have created masterpieces in seconds, and destroyed worlds in moments.

but i still can't get any work done while i'm thinking about you.