Confessional Forum II
Below are confessions sent to me from friends and friends of friends. i'm sure there will be more..
Text: This is how I will respond….. I don’t have a life’s goal because that would mean I was committed to life and I still haven’t made up my mind. I really don’t listen to music anymore it’s too loud. I tried National Public Radio but it was way too fast paced for me. Instead of music I listen to the neighbors fight while wearing my princess Leigh out fit and eating bon bons. I think there is a disease called IQ but I don’t have it. I pick the gum off from under tables and chew it. I tried to insure my elbows because I believe I have the sexiest elbows in the world. Fun is building my statue made of eye boogers and adding to my collection of belly button fuzz while humming the French national anthem all at the same time. I feel that religion should be replaced with the words of the “Lizard King” and everyone would be much happier. I like the way a wind bath feels on my naked body just not sure why my neighbors have to call the cops every time. I like to think of several different ways to do the same thing. My eyes tend to cross when people drive me crazy. I am dorky and kind, but silly most of the time and a down right upstanding citizen. I work in the mailroom, but have dreams of becoming the new purple dinosaur that kids love more than Barney…….
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Subject: Is this the confessional forum?
Text: Well where to begin...My life's goal is to own a piece of the moon. I listen to rap music wearing a huge Mexican hat and often dance around my house in nothing but a tutu and gorilla slippers. I have an IQ of 163 but dyed my hair blonde to counteract all that intelligence, so now it is 129. I can't eat off plates that have pictures of horses on then. Sometimes I like to chew fun, run through the house with scissors, eat whip cream straight from the spray nozzle and compose piano symphonies in my head all at the same time. I am agnostic, but I follow the Ten Commandments anyway and I do pray and often I use the chat rooms as confessionals. I like the way a q-tip feels in my ear. I have a very long tongue. My eyes get me in a lot of trouble. I am weird and geeky, but I am happy most of the time and a dang decent person. I work in IT, but have dreams of being a Vegas showgirl......
Text: This is how I will respond….. I don’t have a life’s goal because that would mean I was committed to life and I still haven’t made up my mind. I really don’t listen to music anymore it’s too loud. I tried National Public Radio but it was way too fast paced for me. Instead of music I listen to the neighbors fight while wearing my princess Leigh out fit and eating bon bons. I think there is a disease called IQ but I don’t have it. I pick the gum off from under tables and chew it. I tried to insure my elbows because I believe I have the sexiest elbows in the world. Fun is building my statue made of eye boogers and adding to my collection of belly button fuzz while humming the French national anthem all at the same time. I feel that religion should be replaced with the words of the “Lizard King” and everyone would be much happier. I like the way a wind bath feels on my naked body just not sure why my neighbors have to call the cops every time. I like to think of several different ways to do the same thing. My eyes tend to cross when people drive me crazy. I am dorky and kind, but silly most of the time and a down right upstanding citizen. I work in the mailroom, but have dreams of becoming the new purple dinosaur that kids love more than Barney…….
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Subject: Is this the confessional forum?
Text: Well where to begin...My life's goal is to own a piece of the moon. I listen to rap music wearing a huge Mexican hat and often dance around my house in nothing but a tutu and gorilla slippers. I have an IQ of 163 but dyed my hair blonde to counteract all that intelligence, so now it is 129. I can't eat off plates that have pictures of horses on then. Sometimes I like to chew fun, run through the house with scissors, eat whip cream straight from the spray nozzle and compose piano symphonies in my head all at the same time. I am agnostic, but I follow the Ten Commandments anyway and I do pray and often I use the chat rooms as confessionals. I like the way a q-tip feels in my ear. I have a very long tongue. My eyes get me in a lot of trouble. I am weird and geeky, but I am happy most of the time and a dang decent person. I work in IT, but have dreams of being a Vegas showgirl......
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